Polyamory for People Who Hate Talking About Feelings

For too long polyamory advice has been dominated by people whose idea of a good time involves six-hour processing sessions, polycule-wide agile scrum, ayahuasca, and/or unpacking how your attachment issues originate in your mom never getting you that puppy you wanted and also capitalism. This talk is aimed at everyone else. Whether you hate talking about your emotions, find relationship conflict stressful, or simply have actual hobbies, this talk will help you be poly.

(Bonus: in the last five minutes, I cram in the most accurate and least useful dating advice for aspiring straight male sluts.)